Movie Musical Bracket

March 24, 2017

My good buddy, Mike Sheehan, and I recently recorded a podcast episode debating our favorite movie musicals since the year 2000. In celebration of March Madness, we used a bracket-style to determine the rankings, match-ups, and eventually the winner. Here is the process that went with figuring out the rankings and at the bottom is the episode. Enjoy!


This post is to explain how we came up with the movies and the rankings for our Movie Musical Bracket.

First, we needed a topic and both Mike and I love movie musicals, and statistically there weren’t too many of them to choose from. Well, that’s what we thought at first before realizing there are plenty of classic movie musicals, so to stay clear from them we decided to keep the pool of films to more recent memory. We decided to only allow movie musicals since the year 2000 to be in the bracket, but even deciding that would be a lot of work. Luckily, we found a Buzzfeed article where Louis Peitzman ranked his favorite movie musicals that were released after the year 2000.

Perfect! Until Mike realized it omitted one of his favorite movie musicals: Moulin Rouge. So we just decided to throw that film in the mix as well. So we had Moulin Rouge plus 23 of the films Mr. Peitzman had on his list as the pool of films trying so hard to make it into our bracket. Now we needed to decide how to get that list down to 8.

We decided to have an Objective Score and a Subjective Score. The Objective Score was the sum of the film’s IMDB Rating + 10% of its Rotten Tomatoes Score + the films domestic box office gross/10,000,000 (with 10 being the max score). Basically, each category’s max score would be 10, so a film’s perfect score would be 30. And we felt that the mixture of IMDB (fan voting) + Rotten Tomatoes (critic’s gauge) + Box Office (pop culture relevance) was a fair enough system.

But then we had a Subjective Score, which was our separate rankings of our favorite 8 films from the pool. We ranked them 1 through 8 and used a point system: 15 points to the 1st ranked film, 13 points to the 2nd ranked film, 11 points to the 3rd ranked film, etc. Again, the max score for any film would be 30 points.

After combining all of the scores, we had our rankings. But then we discussed our main problem: what if we disagreed with a match-up? What would the tie-breaking mechanism be? We can’t just flip a coin or have the higher seed win. So we decided that since we’re the ones debating, our rankings should matter as the tie-break. Whenever we have a tie, we would look only at the Subjective Totals and the film with the higher Subjective Score would win. If that also resulted in a tie, then the higher seed won.

And there you have it! Here are how the rankings ended up and the first round match-ups:

1. La La Land (47.7 points)
2. Les Miserables (44.5 points)
3. Once (38.6 points)
4. Moulin Rouge (35.9 points)
5. Tangled (33.7 points)
6. Chicago (30.8 points)
7. Sweeney Todd (30.2 points)
8. Sing Street (28.9 points)

1. La La Land vs. 8. Sing Street
2. Les Miserables vs. 7. Sweeney Todd
3. Once vs. 6. Chicago
4. Moulin Rouge vs. 5. Tangled

Enjoy Episode 25 of Popcorn and Pop Culture Podcast:

The Ultimate ’90s Kids Movies Bracket (Part Five)

April 17, 2014


Complete coverage of the FIRST ROUND here.

Complete coverage of the ROUND of 32 here.

Complete coverage of the SWEET SIXTEEN here.

Complete coverage of the ELITE EIGHT here.

It’s been a long road, but finally we’ve reached the conclusion of the tournament. We only have four films left in the FINAL FOUR.


Which movie will move onto the championship to hold the title as the Best Kids Movie from the 1990s? Let’s find out right now!

In this round, we all decided to secretly vote for the film we like better and then reveal at the same time, then start the discussion.

#1 Toy Story vs. #4 Aladdin

toy-story-poster          aladdin-poster

Chris: This is just more of a personal pick because they’re both iconic and they’re both right in the childhood wheel-house. It’s just which one meant more to you as a kid.
(Voting reveals: Toy Story – 3, Aladdin – 1)
Rob: So Mike, why’d you pick Aladdin?
Mike: It’s just one of the movies that I loved all the characters from. I just find them ever so slightly more enjoyable than the characters in Toy Story.
Rob: I went with Toy Story because I watched that movie more recently and more times overall than Aladdin, simply because it’s better.
Chris: In Toy Story, I felt that every scene was entertaining, and every character was funny and enjoyable. But with Aladdin, if it was just Jafar and the Sultan, it’s not the same. Aladdin is my favorite Disney movie, but it’s really Genie-heavy and his scenes make the movie.

Winner: Toy Story

#2 Toy Story 2 vs. #3 The Lion King

toy-story-2          lion-king-poster

(Voting reveals: The Lion King – 3, Toy Story 2 – 1)
Mike: And Toy Story 2 is eliminated! The biggest upset of the bracket.
Rob: Well, not really. It was a #2 versus a #3.
Rob: Dan, you voted for Toy Story 2.
Dan: Yeah, this was was my personal #1 seed. The introduction with the new characters was great and I think it was actually funnier than the first. There’s just so much to love about that movie.
Rob: It is rare to see a sequel either as good or better than the original, and that’s what Toy Story 2 offered.
Chris: I think it hurts Toy Story 2 a little here because it was a sequel. Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I wasn’t a big fan of the new characters.
Dan: Are you kidding me?!
Chris: To me, The Lion King is just a better overall movie. Maybe it’s not as funny, but to me it’s better.
Mike: The Lion King is such an emotional ride…
Chris: Plus with the whole overlapping moral of the circle of life.
Mike: It’s a really epic cartoon.
Chris: It really is!

Winner: The Lion King

And that leaves us with the championship match-up! Which movie will be crowned as the Best Kids Movie from the 1990s?

#1 Toy Story vs. #3 The Lion King

toy-story-poster         lion-king-poster

Rob: Can we put both and have co-winners?
(Voting: Toy Story – 3, The Lion King – 1)
Rob: Go ahead Mike.
Mike: Growing up, The Lion King was the movie that I had playing constantly, and as much as I love Toy Story, if they were both on TV right now I would pick The Lion King. It just has a sentimental place in my heart.
Rob: You’re a musical guy too, so that probably played a part.
Mike: I did really enjoy the music.
Rob: That is something that The Lion King definitely has over Toy Story.
Chris: But even on top of that… let’s say that the execution of Toy Story wasn’t that good, the IDEA of it is amazing. Just the idea of toys coming to life. That’s what I think drove Small Soldiers too, thinking that our action figures would come to life. So it just took that to a whole nother level with the humor and the superstar voices. It puts it over the top.
Rob: Do you think Toy Story would’ve been as successful if Tom Hanks and Tim Allen didn’t do the voices? This was Pixar’s first film and at the moment the film was released, Tom Hanks was arguably the biggest actor in the world with Forrest Gump and Philadelphia. Plus, that was Tim Allen’s prime as well. Would Toy Story have been that big of a success?
Mike: I think it would have.
Dan: It might not have been a slam dunk, but it would’ve still been successful.
Chris: They [Hanks and Allen] made those characters. Because everyone had a Mr. Potato Head and a slinky and army men, but those actors made Woody and Buzz.
Rob: Man… but The Lion King is so good too!
Mike: The way you watch Simba grow throughout the whole movie gives it that epic feeling.
Chris: You have little kids watching a life story, with lessons like “one day you’re dad is going to die and you’ll have to replace him.” Is there anything bigger story-wise than that?
Mike: Yeah, and there are so many other lessons like there is danger in the world.
Rob: And even family members, like Scar, could be evil!
Mike: Just how you can watch the film now and take away something from it that you might’ve missed watching as a kid. That makes it a quality film.
Rob: Definitely, and that was the same thing with Toy Story.

Winner: Toy Story

Well that’s it, folks! Our pick for the Best Kids Movie from the 1990s is Toy Story! Do you agree with us? Whether you do or don’t, it’s been a fun ride. We’ll make sure to do another bracket in the near future. Thanks for reading.

Do view the full bracket, click here.

The Ultimate ’90s Kids Movies Bracket (Part Four)

April 14, 2014


Complete coverage of the FIRST ROUND here.

Complete coverage of the ROUND OF 32 here.

Complete coverage of the SWEET SIXTEEN here.

We have now entered the Elite 8! Let’s check out how the brackets look:

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bracket-R4-2                         bracket-R4-4

Onto the match-ups!

#10 The Santa Clause vs. #2 Toy Story 2

the-santa-clause         toy-story-2

Mike: Oh boy! The Santa Clause goes down in flames! (Silence) In my opinion I guess.
Chris: I’m voting for The Santa Clause.
Dan: Wait, what?!
Chris: You guys are building up Toy Story 2 too much!
Rob: What are you talking about?!
Chris: I mean, for a sequel it is really good.
Dan: The Santa Clause is a borderline terrific film.
Chris: Borderline?!
Rob: Toy Story 2 is actually a terrific film.

Winner: Toy Story 2

#6 Beauty and the Beast vs. #3 The Lion King

beauty-and-the-beast          lion-king-poster

Mike: Oh man! This might be the match-up of the bracket!
Dan: It’s hard because I haven’t seen either movie in forever.
Dan: Emotionally, I think that The Lion King resonated more, so I’m going to go with that.
Rob: Do you think that’s because The Lion King came out after Beauty and the Beast?
Chris: I think that does play a role.
Rob: Beauty and the Beast has a chick main character…
Dan: That’s true, but they also had those funny supporting characters.
Rob: And I think Gaston is one of the most hilarious Disney bad guys.
Mike: And his minion was great too!
Chris: Critically, Beauty and the Beast was nominated for Best Picture.
Rob: Yeah, it was the only animated film to be nominated before they expanded the number of nominees.
Chris: I’m going to go with The Lion King.
Mike: I have to go with Beauty and the Beast.

Winner: The Lion King

#5 Jurassic Park vs. #4 Aladdin

jurassic-park-poster         aladdin-poster

Chris: For me it’s Aladdin.
Dan: I have to go with Aladdin as well.
Mike: Aladdin is my favorite Disney movie. I would’ve picked it over Beauty and the Beast.
Dan: That is one movie I’ve probably watched a hundred times.
Mike: But Jurassic Park is one of my favorite movies of all-time, so I’m picking that.
Rob: As a kid I watched Aladdin more, but obviously now I’d put on Jurassic Park.
Dan: Jurassic Park is so influential.
Mike: Growing up, Jurassic Park was my favorite movie. I was blown away by the epic-ness of the film.

Winner: Aladdin

#40 Rookie of the Year vs. #1 Toy Story

rookie-of-the-year         toy-story-poster

Rob: I’m surprised Rookie of the Year was still around.
Mike: Don’t be so surprised!
Dan: I still vote The Mask over Rookie of the Year.

Winner: Toy Story

That concludes the Elite 8. Check back soon for the results of the Final Four and then the Championship to determine what is the best kids film of the 1990s!

The Ultimate ’90s Kids Movies Bracket (Part Three)

April 11, 2014



Complete coverage of the FIRST ROUND here.

Complete coverage of the ROUND OF 32 here.

The second round is done! Let’s see where we stand at the moment. It’s the Sweet Sixteen baby!

bracket-R3-1                                  bracket-R3-3

bracket-R3-2                                  bracket-R3-4

Onto the match-ups!

#52 The Little Giants vs. #4 Aladdin

little-giants-poster       aladdin-poster

Rob: That’s tough for the Giants.
Chris: You got to go with Aladdin.
Dan: Me too, though if Aladdin came out right now, I don’t know if I would like it.
Chris: It holds up. The songs are good and Robin Williams as the genie was great.
Mike: Did they just let Robin Williams improv his lines?
Chris: It seems like it.

Winner: Aladdin

#5 Beauty and the Beast vs. #22 Cool Runnings

beauty-and-the-beast       cool-runnings-poster

Mike: Sorry Cool Runnings!
Chris: Cool Runnings had a good run.
Dan: It got to the second week at least.

Winner: Beauty and the Beast

#3 The Lion King vs. #51 The Mighty Ducks

lion-king-poster       mighty-ducks-poster

Mike: I think The Lion King is funnier.
Chris: The Lion King is a better movie in general, but as a kid I personally enjoyed The Mighty Ducks more. I watched it all the time.
Dan: That’s the same thing for me with The Sandlot.
Chris: I’m going with The Mighty Ducks.
Mike: I’m picking The Lion King. I was a huge Timon and Pumba fan!
Rob: You have to see The Lion King 1 ½ then.

Winner: The Lion King

#2 Toy Story 2 vs. #15 Home Alone

toy-story-2       home-alone-poster

Mike: This is a very tough match-up.
Dan: I’m going with Toy Story 2, since it’s funnier and more heart-warming.
Chris: Home Alone is one of my favorite movies.
Rob: I do love Home Alone, but I only watch it during the holidays. Toy Story 2 I could watch all year round.
Dan: Toy Story 2 I actually bought on Blu Ray when it came out. It’s kind of the Rushmore of the ‘90s.
Mike: I do like Home Alone 2 better than Home Alone, so I’m going with Toy Story.

Winner: Toy Story 2

#40 Rookie of the Year vs. #9 The Mask

rookie-of-the-year       the-mask-poster

Mike: It’s hard to compare these two movies.
Dan: It’s hard for me to explain why I love The Mask so much, but I’m voting for The Mask.
Chris: This is weird because Rookie of the Year is like the low-level kids baseball movies, and The Mask is like the low-level of Jim Carey movies. But I think I like Rookie of the Year better.
Rob: I like Rookie of the Year a lot.
Mike: I’m going with Rookie of the Year too.
Dan: This is a travesty!

Winner: Rookie of the Year

#12 Mulan vs. #5 Jurassic Park

mulan-poster       jurassic-park-poster

Mike: Jurassic Park moves on. Let’s go.
Rob: It’s tough to argue with that.
(Mike sings the Jurassic Park theme song)

Winner: Jurassic Park

#10 The Santa Clause vs. #7 A Bug’s Life

the-santa-clause       a-bugs-life

Rob: I feel like A Bug’s Life has just been holding on until now.
Dan: It’s solid, but it’s not beating The Santa Clause.

Winner: The Santa Clause

#16 The Addams Family vs. #1 Toy Story

addams-family       toy-story-poster

Dan: Sweep it!

Winner: Toy Story

The Ultimate ’90s Kids Movies Bracket

April 7, 2014


What’s the best kids movies from the 1990s? We answer that question right here!

As a 28 year old, the 1990s was when I first began to enjoy movies. My buddy Mike proposed an idea to me: to create a bracket and determine the best kids movie from the ’90s! So we rounded up two more buddies (Chris and Dan) for the Bracket Committee and met on Sunday, December 8, 2013 for the big discussion. But prior to all of the debates, we needed to figure out a method to determine all the seeds. So this is what we did…

Based on a 10-point system, we used three separate rankings: IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes (divided by 10), and Box Office gross (divided by 10 million). The sum of these three rankings would determine the seed of each film. For example, Ladybugs grossed $14,796,494, has an IMDB rating of 4.8 and a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 14%. That makes the sum total to 7.6.

After we figured out all of the ratings, we were able to finally seed the movies in order. This also eliminated some movies that we were very disappointed about, but we obeyed the rules. Once the seeds were in order, we finally made out the bracket. Here are the four quarters of the 64-movie bracket:

bracket-1                             bracket-3

bracket-2                                bracket-4

Now the fun begins! We placed all the match-ups in a hat and pulled them out randomly for debate and discussion. Note: Since there were four of us, in case of a tie, we agreed that the higher seeded film would move onto the next round. This is how the first round went:

#24 Casper vs. #41 Honey I Blew Up the Kid

casper-poster            honey-i-blew-up-the-kid

Dan: What if I haven’t seen either one?
Chris: I don’t know if I’ve seen either one as well.
Mike: [Casper] is better written, and it’s actually funnier as well.
Rob: [Casper] wasn’t that funny! The father dies at the end!

Winner: Casper

#12 Mulan vs. #53 Andre

mulan-poster      andre-poster

Dan: What is Andre?
Rob: Andre is a seal, or an octopus? Or walrus?
Mike: Mulan was famous because it was… (Chris interrupting: AWESOME!)
Mike: Honestly, I enjoyed Andre more than I did Mulan.
Chris: I’ve seen [Mulan] last week. Comedy from Eddie Murphy and the rag-tag bunch of army guys are funny. It had a very cool, epic-ness because you have the Chinese empire about to be taken over. Mulan’s father is retired and being sent back to war because he’s the only male of the family. It has a lot of layers.

Winner: Mulan

#31 Space Jam vs. #34 TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze

space-jam-poster       tmnt2-poster

Mike: [TMNT] Number 2 is the one with Vanilla Ice right!
Chris: This is a great match-up.
Mike: I’m a big fan of the TMNT movie. It has a piece of my heart. But Space Jam is a classic!
Rob: I probably watched Space Jam about three times the past month.
Dan: Yahoo did a video of a fake 30-for-30 for Space Jam. It’s pretty funny.
Rob: I like both movies a lot. It’s an unfortunate first round match-up. As a kid I liked Space Jam a little more, because of the sports element.
Dan: Space Jam has a lot of unintentional comedy.
Chris: I actually owned Space Jam.

Winner: Space Jam

#28 Matilda vs. #37 Small Soldiers

matilda-poster    small-soldiers-poster

Dan: What’s Matilda?
Chris: Yeah, I never saw Matilda.
Mike: She’s a girl in an orphanage with powers.
Rob: Small Soldiers definitely fits us better because we’re guys.
Dan: [Small Soldiers] is also an adorable movie.

Winner: Small Soldiers

#19 Jumanji vs. #46 Harriet the Spy

jumanji-poster    harriet-the-spy

Mike: Harriet the Spy was an original Nickelodeon character.
Chris: I’ve also seen this movie pretty recently. Her hobby was to spy on her neighbors and she would keep journals on everyone.
Mike: It’s like a kid version of that Hitchcock movie…
Rob: Rear Window.
Rob: Why are we talking more about the movies that are losing?!
Chris: You know, I’ve never seen Jumanji.
Dan: I haven’t either!
Mike: What?! That is Robin Williams at his finest!
Dan: It always looked cool.

Winner: Jumanji

#20 The Parent Trap vs. #45 Hocus Pocus

parent-trap-poster     hocuos-pocus-poster

Dan: You’re going to have to tell me what Hocus Pocus is.
Chris: I’ve never seen it either.
Mike: Is it Barbara Streisand?
Rob: No Bette Midler.
Mike: I always get them confused.
Dan: I vote Parent Trap!
Rob: My buddy Petryszyn says Hocus Pocus is one of the scariest movies he’s ever seen.
Mike: I vote Hocus Pocus.
Rob: I’m going with the Parent Trap.
Dan: I actually kind of like The Parent Trap.
Chris: I never knew that was one girl playing both, until she got famous.

Winner: The Parent Trap

#14 Babe vs. #51 The Mighty Ducks

babe-poster    mighty-ducks-poster

Chris: Babe’s another one I’ve watched recently!
Mike: Sorry Babe. This is no contest.
Chris: I’ve only owned two movies as a kid. One of them was The Mighty Ducks!
Rob: The other one was Space Jam?
Chris: Yes! And a few Bond Movies.
Rob: Babe definitely is a better movie for us now.
Chris: Yeah, it holds up really well.
Mike: If both movies were on right now, I’d switch to The Mighty Ducks
Dan: Mighty Ducks is clutch because Goldberg has about a .500 save percentage and they still win.

Winner: The Mighty Ducks

#3 The Lion King vs. #62 Spice World

lion-king-poster    spice-world-poster

Dan: This seems like a mismatch.
Rob: Yeah, this is a classic first round match-up.
Mike: Chris should explain the plot.
Chris: I don’t even remember. Was there even a conflict?
Chris: The bus driver was Meatloaf!
Rob: In grammar school we were picking what movie to watch at the end of the year. All the girls picked Spice World and because there were more girls in my class, we had to watch that movie and I wanted to shoot myself.

Winner: The Lion King

#15 Home Alone vs. #50 A Very Brady Sequel

home-alone-poster    very-brady-sequel

Chris: I love the Brady movies.
Mike: I’ve never seen it.
Dan: Me either.
Chris: Those movies are genius! The characters on the show are so corny in the ’70s, and they’re plucked from there and put into the ’90s. In their own little world they’re still the Brady’s from the ’70s and they’re clueless to everything!
Mike: So it’s like Austin Powers.

Winner: Home Alone

#2 Toy Story 2 vs. #63 The Pagemaster

toy-story-2    the-pagemaster-poster

Dan: What the hell is The Pagemaster?
Mike: It’s a Macaulay Culkin movie where he falls asleep in the library while reading a book and he wakes up and goes on these adventures. Well he was asleep the whole time.
Chris: That sounds pretty awesome.
Mike: It wasn’t bad, but it’s totally forgettable.

Winner: Toy Story 2

#30 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York vs. #35 The Flintstones

home-alone-2       the-flintstones-poster

Chris: I liked The Flintstones movies.
Chris: It had a lot of big people in it, too.
Chris: It was good, but no way is it going to beat Home Alone 2.

Winner: Home Alone 2

#13 Mrs. Doubtfire vs. #52 Little Giants

mrs-doubtfire-poster     little-giants-poster

Dan: This isn’t that tough for me.
Rob: I think Mrs. Doubtfire is overrated.
Dan: I like how it gave us Mrs. Featherbottom from Arrested Development.
Chris: If they were both on TV, I’d put on The Little Giants.

Winner: Little Giants

#4 Aladdin vs. #61 Blank Check

aladdin-poster    blank-check-poster

Dan: Oh, I remember Blank Check.
Mike: Blank Check was every kid’s dream!
Rob: Blank Check is such an underrated movie.
Mike: He gets hit on his bike or something, and the guy just gives him a check. He goes to the bank and puts down $1 million on the check.
Chris: That’s it, right?! Why couldn’t he write a 2 down? Or a 3?! He just puts $1 million?! He didn’t want to over-draw the account?!
Dan: He didn’t want to arouse suspicion.

Winner: Aladdin

#1 Toy Story vs. #64 Ladybugs

toy-story-poster    ladybugs-poster

Dan: I’m a big fan of Ladybugs.
Rob: I thought Ladybugs was really good.
Mike: This might be the best Rodney Dangerfield film.
Dan: No way. Back to School, obviously. But it’s up there.

Winner: Toy Story

#26 Hook vs. #39 A Goofy Movie

hook-poster    a-goofy-movie

Mike: Oh man…
Dan: I have to bow out on this one. I haven’t seen either.
Mike: I LOVE A Goofy Movie. It’s such a good film!
Mike: Although, as much as I love A Goofy Movie, Hook is the better film and a lot more enjoyable.
Rob: I’m picking Hook because I’ve never seen A Goofy Movie.
Chris: I don’t think Hook’s a good movie now.

Winner: Hook

#6 Beauty and the Beast vs. #59 3 Ninjas

beauty-and-the-beast    3-ninjas-poster

Chris: Oh man! I’m voting 3 Ninjas! I know Beauty and the Beast is a classic, but I’m watching 3 Ninjas if that’s on.
Dan: Wait, what’s 3 Ninjas?
Mike: I don’t even know if 3 Ninjas has a plot.
Chris: They’re brothers and they’re trained by their grandfather.
Rob: Why do adults just start attacking the kids?!
Chris: There’s some adult businessman who happens to know karate. The kids are defending the grandfather somehow.
Mike: 3 Ninjas has one of my favorite montages when they’re learning karate.

Winner: Beauty and the Beast

#18 The Nutty Professor vs. #47 An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

nutty-professor   an-american-tail

Dan: Since it’s the first Nutty Professor, I think I’ll vote for that.
Rob: I was always a big Fievel fan.
Mike: I’m actually going Fievel on this one.
Chris: This is the most boring tie-breaker ever.

Winner: The Nutty Professor

#27 Free Willy vs. #38 Bean

free-willy-poster    bean-poster

Chris: Bean! Mr. Bean!
Dan: This is a pretty easy call.
Rob: I’m going Free Willy.
Mike: I think Free Willy’s the better movie.
Dan: How dare you!
Rob: Bean is a lot funnier.
Mike: I’ll probably watch Bean over Beauty and the Beast.

Winner: Bean

#7 A Bug’s Life vs. #58 Thumbelina

a-bugs-life    thumbelina-poster

Dan: This is easy.
Mike: Has anyone seen Thumbelina?
Rob: It’s another chick movie apparently.
Mike: How did Thumbelina make the list, but The Big Green didn’t?!
Dan: It’s a travesty!

Winner: A Bug’s Life

#16 The Addams Family vs. #49 Jungle 2 Jungle

addams-family    jungle2jungle

Mike: There’s a 2 in the title, so is it a sequel?
Rob: I think so.
Chris: Nooooo!
Rob: Wait, you’re right. I remember thinking it was a sequel because of the “2” but was surprised when it wasn’t.
Mike: Tim Allen is raised by Indians or something.
Chris: I never liked Jungle 2 Jungle. Most of it is just like Tim Allen dealing with his kid. I found it annoying.
Rob: It’s forgettable, so much that I don’t remember it.

Winner: The Addams Family

#25 Homeward Bound vs. #40 Rookie of the Year

homeward-bound    rookie-of-the-year

Chris: Oh God!
Dan: What was Homeward Bound again?
Chris: What was Homeward Bound?!
Rob: Three pets go missing. How did they go missing again?
Chris: I don’t know.
Dan: Is this the sad one?
Rob: It’s sad for fifteen seconds, then he comes back over the freaking hill.
Chris: Still! Then it’s like happy tears over the sad tears!
Chris: I think Homeward Bound would win 9 times out of 10 if we weren’t four guys voting.
Dan: If I saw Rookie of the Year now though, it probably would be so bad.
Rob: The funny thing about it is that he’s throwing 99 mph. Pitchers throw harder than that now.
Dan: It does have Gary Busey.

Winner: Rookie of the Year

#22 Cool Runnings vs. #43 Beethoven

cool-runnings-poster    beethoven-poster

Mike: I never really cared for Beethoven.
Dan: It’s one of them that I saw that I can’t really remember anything.
Chris: I think I’d rather watch Cool Runnings.

Winner: Cool Runnings

#21 Anastasia vs. #44 The Little Rascals

anastasia-poster     little-rascals-poster

Chris: Who’s going to explain that one [Anastasia]?
Mike: Is Anastasia the one with the dancing mops?
Rob: That’s Fantasia!

Winner: The Little Rascals

#32 My Girl vs. #33 The Sandlot

my-girl-poster     the-sandlot

Dan: I’m going to need an explanation on My Girl.
Rob: That’s one of the most depressing movies I’ve ever seen.
Chris: Doesn’t a kid die in the end?
Rob: McCauley Culkin.
Mike: …and there’s this other young girl.
Chris: Well we all know how Sheehan feels about McCauley Culkin!
Mike: In my head it sounded right.
Mike: It’s so sad! But it’s a really well done movie.
Rob: We’re dudes, so we’re going to pick The Sandlot.

Winner: The Sandlot

#29 James and the Giant Peach vs. #36 The Brady Bunch Movie

james-and-giant-peach     the-brady-bunch-poster

Dan: Oh boy. I don’t know.
Rob: I remember liking [James and the Giant Peach] a lot, and I don’t really like Tim Burton.
Mike: I can go either way on this one.
Chris: I really like the Brady Bunch Movie.
Mike: I’ll go Brady Bunch on this one.
Dan: I don’t like the Brady Bunch, so I’ll go the other way.

Winner: The Brady Bunch Movie

#8 Hercules vs. #57 101 Dalmatians

hercules-movie-poster     101-dalmatians-poster

Rob: I don’t know how Hercules did in the box office or in any rankings, but I loved Hercules as a kid. I thought it was so freaking cool
Dan: Wait, is that how you got HerculesRob?
Rob: No! I got that nickname when it was at lunch once and no one could open this pickle jar and then in one try I opened it.
Chris: That’s awesome!
Mike: I would go with Hercules.
Dan: I remember liking it, but I don’t remember anything about it.

Winner: Hercules

#10 The Santa Clause vs. #55 D2: The Mighty Ducks

the-santa-clause     d2-mighty-ducks-poster

Rob: I love the Santa Clause, plus we’re in December.
Chris: D2 was good, definitely for a sequel. I don’t think it was as good as the first one. Although I do think a lot of people think that.
Rob: I like all three Mighty Duck movies equally.
Chris: They did a good job bringing in new people.
Chris: I just love The Santa Clause. It was Tim Allen in his prime.
Rob: It’s just a classic that you watch every year.
Dan: We saw it recently and I was kind of amazed how it was a lot better than I thought it would be.
Chris: I watched it last night.

Winner: The Santa Clause

#17 Pocahontas vs. #48 Jingle All the Way

pocahontas-poster     jingle-all-the-way

Chris: I don’t really remember Pocahontas. I was telling you that the other day. All I remember is that one song.
Rob: And I don’t think you said the song correctly, like “The Colors of the River.”
Mike: I remember Pocahontas being pretty boring.
Chris: Maybe it was the marketing, or I don’t know, the iconic figure. It’s interesting because of why it was so popular and we thought it was really good. Maybe because it was an icon.
Rob: The songs were good.
Rob: We were actually talking about this at work… was this Sinbad’s only good movie?
Mike: Sinbad’s in the movie?

Winner: Jingle All the Way

#11 The Hunchback of Notre Dame vs. #54 Air Bud

hunchback-notre-dame-poster     air-bud-poster

Rob: I don’t remember Air Bud that much. I remember a dog that plays basketball.
Dan: What else do you need to know?
Rob: Didn’t the dog lose a leg in real life?
Chris: Because of the movie?!
Rob: Maybe!
Chris: That has a very sad scene it in. It’s because he’s the kid’s dog and there’s a creepy clown guy who claims it’s his dog. And then they have this big scene where they’re on different sides of the room and they’re calling the dog and he starts going to the evil guy but then he turns around and goes back to the kid.
Rob: That sounds intense.
Rob: I don’t remember Hunchback at all now, but I do remember as a kid I really liked it.
Mike: I’m going for Air Bud.
Chris: I’m not sure if I’ve seen Hunchback.

Winner: Air Bud

#5 Jurassic Park vs. #60 Baby’s Day Out

jurassic-park-poster     babys-day-out

Mike: Don’t even read the next title.
Dan: What the hell is that [Baby’s Day Out]?
Mike: I’m not sure but I swear Joe Peschi’s in this movie playing a robber.
Dan: Baby robbers?!

Winner: Jurassic Park

#23 George of the Jungle vs. #42 Angels in the Outfield

george-of-the-jungle     angels-in-the-outfield

Chris: Is that Brendan Frasier?
Mike: Yes.
Rob: He got really popular and then just fizzled quickly.
Mike: He said something on camera about someone else in the industry that people got really mad at him. It was pretty bad.

Winner: Angels in the Outfield

#9 The Mask vs. #56 Richie Rich

the-mask-poster     richie-rich-poster

Mike: I think this is a very tough match-up.
Rob: I don’t remember Richie Rich that much.
Chris: Me neither.
Dan: Hey Richie Rich was good!
Mike: I think he creates a laser beam and redesigns Mount Rushmore.
Chris: Yeah that sounds right.

Winner: The Mask

That concludes the first round for the 90s Kids Movies Tournament! All of the discussions were recorded and will be posted soon for anyone willing to listen to our whacky debates. Stay tuned for the Round of 32.

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