Shameless – “Aunt Ginger”

I’m finally getting into the Showtime series Shameless. Though I’m not currently up to date, I’m going to review the series like everyone’s watching it for the first time, so bear with me

Season One, Episode Three

Grade: B-

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The Gallaghers are up to no good again, but this time it takes a family effort to pull off what they do. What’s that? An investigator visits the house to research why Aunt Ginger’s social security checks have been being cashed even though she’s supposed to be in Milwaukee. Fiona legitimately has no idea what’s going on, but all she has to do is pay Frank a visit at the bar to find out some answers. Turns out he’s been cashing the checks even though Aunt Ginger is dead. So either the truth comes out and Frank’s in big trouble, or they devise a plan.

With the help from Veronica, they’re able to rent an elderly woman with Alzheimer’s from the nursing home to pass off as Aunt Ginger. And it works! Some of the scene with the fake Aunt Ginger and the family were sweet, mostly with Debbie helping her with breakfast and making rice crispie treats, but other than that it was just another ridiculous plot-line we’re supposed to laugh at.

I know Shameless is only three episodes in, but I cannot wait to learn more about Fiona. There is some deep inner troubles she’s dealing with, on top of taking care of her incredibly difficult family, and it shows when she’s attempting to make something out of her love/personal life. Using Tony as her rebound, then finding out that he was a virgin before their encounter in his cop car, seems like enough to send Fiona running for the fences. But on top of that, she learns about Tony’s judgmental mother and it seems like that’s going to end it. Except you can never tell with Fiona.

She ends up going back to Steve at the end of the episode, but there is a lot of uncharted waters we haven’t sailed yet. I’m just not sure if I’m going to really be invested in a back-and-forth ride between Fiona and Steve. Or at least not yet.

And then there’s the Ian story-line, who has to admit he’s gay just to avoid being beat up. This all seems semi-authentic, but nonetheless there was a lot of heart at the center. The way Lip defends his brother and even gets pounded for it is a nice showcase of how close the Gallaghers can be at times.

It seems like Shameless is going to continue to try and push the envelope with events and ideas that might be offensive, but so far I’m okay with it. Though the show still needs to find its identity before becoming a true success. Right now, it’s just a show about a lower-class family trying to stick together, even though they sometimes have no reason to do so. Are we looking at crass humor? Dysfunctional family drama? Or just a show with gimmicks?

How I Met Your Mother – “Something New”

Season Eight, Episode Twenty Four

Grade: A

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In my opinion, the best way to go into a TV show or a movie is completely unspoiled. In this day and age of social media, that’s nearly impossible, but most of the time I make a valid effort to prevent myself from any type of spoilers. I never watch the “what’s coming up next” previews at the end of many episodes and I do prefer to walk into a theater after all the previews are done, though unless someone is saving my seat it doesn’t always work.

That being said, the best way to have viewed the season eight finale of HIMYM last night was if you had no clue what was going to happen. Also, this post is going to contain plenty of spoilers, so if you haven’t already watched the episode I would suggest that you stop reading right now!

Before I discuss the season finale, I have to mention the episode prior titled “Something Old.” It was a standard HIMYM episode: half-bad and half-good. The bad dealt with Barney’s story-line of spending time with Robin’s father while playing laser tag. Just silly throwaway stuff. But the good was Robin/Ted’s part of the episode. Robin buried a locket in the Central Park years ago and needed to dig it back up to prove to herself she’s ready to get married to Barney, but after plenty of setbacks she begins to see them as signs and doubts the idea of marrying him.

In comes Ted to the rescue, who blows off a very important meeting just to help Robin search for the locket. She finds the box, but not the locket, but still is touched by how Ted constantly drops everything for her. They touch hands while the rain pours down on them (if we’re talking about signs, how about when Ted made it rain for Robin?).

Which brings us to last night’s episode, “Something New.” The wheels are in motion for the season finale episode and everything seems to be at stake. After Robin was questioning the idea of marrying Barney, they go out to dinner and thoroughly enjoy themselves by attempting to ruin their night’s enemies. We’ve seen these two get along together well in the past, but their obsessive behavior to destroy someone they hate is something they had fun accomplishing at the restaurant. Sure, Barney and Robin are both awesome and they’re even awesomer together, but there was a sense where (for the first time) we really see how much they mean to each other and that their marriage will most definitely work out. It was touching and more importantly, assuring.

Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are packing to move to Rome for a year, something that Marshall hasn’t told his mom yet. When she finds out, she demands she sees her grandson before they leave, so Marshall travels up to Minnesota. Lily has a right to be concerned because Marshall’s mom keeps saying hints that she’ll either persuade him to stay or she’ll move with them in Rome. While this was all filler, the hammer finally drops when Marshall gets a call that a judgeship has opened for him. He seems to have taken the offer but hasn’t told Lily yet. Are we going to see TV’s cutest couple divided during HIMYM’s last season? Doubtful! You can’t break up this group of friends!

Now to the good stuff. The show has always been about Ted. It started out with Ted falling in love with Robin and then dealing with the fact that they were in different places with the relationship. Now, we’re back with Ted’s life being the focus but the once-optimistic man is now a sad, defeated one. He realizes that he still would do anything for Robin and how it kills him that she’s marrying Barney. So he’s going to move to Chicago immediately after their wedding to start a new life, hopefully somewhere he can find someone as he sees Robin now. Lily doesn’t take the news well, but she’s the only person who knows.

A montage finishes the episode off with everyone converging on Farhampton for the weekend wedding. As we saw from all the different stories, things are changing for all of the characters. Whether they know it yet or not, everyone’s immediate future will change forever. Fortunately, the somewhat downer of an episode gets a much-needed lift when we see a petite girl (Cristin Milioti) wearing boots, carrying a yellow umbrella and a guitar case, and buying a ticket to Farhampton. It’s the mother! Ted’s wife! Even though he hasn’t met her yet, I couldn’t help but smile that Ted’s long line of misfortunes are all about to change.

It might not have been what everyone thought, but I think it’s fantastic. It’s great that it’s not a girl that we’ve already met. And it’s great that we now have one more season until Ted can get his act together, meet this girl, fall in love and live happily ever after. It’s been eight years of grueling (and sometimes tedious) story-telling until we finally meet the mother. No lie, I got goosebumps as “Simple Song” played and revealed Cristin Milioti. And then I smiled, because we all have a little Ted inside of us. At one point (or still ongoing), we all want to believe there’s a special someone out there in the world perfect for us, but as the years fly by that belief fades away. HIMYM is simply reminding us to keep holding on.

Nashville – “Why Don’t You Love Me”

Season One, Episode Nineteen

Grade: B-

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I haven’t written about Nashville in a while, mainly because my Wednesday nights are pretty hectic and by the time I get home I crash pretty hard. But last night I set aside all the live sports to catch “Why Don’t You Love Me,” an episode that continues to explore relationships of old and new. Most recently, the biggest event on the show has been Deacon and Rayna hooking up. It’s something that we’ve all been waiting for and now it finally happened. So now what?

Deacon and Rayna have a very complicated past, but have remained in each other’s lives through it all somehow. Now after sleeping each other once again, the question they must ask is what this all means? Despite the advice given from Coleman (calling her a drug more than a friend), Deacon is simply head over heels for Rayna and decides to break things up with Stacy. It was hard to see Stacy go like this because she really was the right fit for Deacon. He was willing to settle down for her and start a new life. But ditching her for Rayna is just trying to spark up his past life full of chaos and trust issues.

Meanwhile, Rayna is playing things a bit smarter, though to Deacon’s perspective she’s shying away from him once again. Call me cynical but I cannot see this working out. Though they’re in different stages of their lives from where they were years ago, there’s just too much damage between them. Deacon states this in the limo, but is able to sweet-talk Rayna to stay another night. But I’m sure they’re far from being a couple than what Deacon thinks.

As for Gunnar and Scarlett, the once heart and soul of Nashville has become distant and cold, as if they were on the verge of splitting up. Gunnar’s motivations and actions are very confusing and contradicts the character that he was during the first half of the season (hell, look at Avery’s transformation), and therefore their story-line is suffering. It just doesn’t make sense how Gunnar would so quickly turn down a chance to redeem himself and play with Scarlett on Rayna’s record label. For what reason? And during this episode, he chooses to record a single over going to the CMA party with Scarlett. Again, it just doesn’t add up to the Gunnar we all loved.

Finally, we get to poor Juliet Barnes who just had her boyfriend skip out on her with half a million dollars. But to Juliet, money isn’t an issue. The way the show is focusing in on her spending sprees will foreshadow a serious money problem in the near future. But right now, she’s excited because she’s nominated for a CMA award for Best Female Vocalist. Unfortunately, she drinks and drinks her unhappiness away at the party, which results in Deacon quitting the band, Avery stepping up playing guitar and then wisely leaving her after she kisses him. Hayden Panettiere showed off some chops in this episode, but her character is going down a dangerous road.

So what’s left? Teddy has a great scene with Maddy at the father-daughter dance, Coleman resigns as deputy mayor, and Gunnar still hasn’t told Scarlett (or anyone) about Will kissing him. Speaking of, I can’t help but notice the huge swing in personalities for Avery and Gunnar. It’s like they completely switched positions as boyfriend/jerk and single/gentleman. Or maybe Scarlett is just some kind of musician black hole and she’s stealing their powers from everyone to reign at the top of Nashville. Frankly, that probably wouldn’t even be the craziest story-line in this melodrama.

Game of Thrones – “Kissed By Fire”

Season Three, Episode Five

Grade: A

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Was this the most emotionally charged episode from Game of Thrones yet? I think so. It’s not too often we got to really feel for many of these characters who are off either fighting wars, training dragons, or manipulating kings and lords. But in “Kissed By Fire” there is a lot to sympathize for that will warm your heart with something other than Hot Pie giving Arya a bread wolf.

First and foremost, the action-packed opening scene between Beric and the Hound during their trial by combat to see if the Hound is guilty of murder through the Lord of Light. You know, because it’s always way cooler to have a fight to the death than a trial with a judge and a jury… duh! The Hound wins the battle by almost slicing Beric’s body in two, but Thoros and the Lord of Light somehow brings Beric back to life. My jaw dropped as low as the Hound’s and Arya’s, but apparently this was the sixth time Beric has been brought back to life.

This brought us to our first sentimental encounter. Arya converses with Thoros and Beric about the death of her father for the first time that we’ve seen and it’s exactly what we could expect from a young girl. She would do anything for her father to come back and ever since the event she’s been on the run, which is why she’s heart-broken when Gendry tells her he’s going to stay with the Brotherhood Without Banners. He relays to her that he’s never had family and the Brotherhood could be like family to him. When Arya cries that she could be his family, a piece of my heart was ripped from my chest. Poor girl, searching for her purpose in a world ruled by greedy men as she clings to anyone who’s nice to her because she’s been away from her family for so long. It’s impossible not to root for Arya.

Meanwhile at Dragonstone, we meet Stannis’ wife and daughter. Yes, he has a daughter and she’s quite adorable, but has been caged up like Rapunzel because of some facial scarring. Stannis seems to care for her as much as he’s able to show, but when she asks about her friend Davos, Stannis reveals that he’s a traitor and is locked up in the dungeon. But when his daughter visits Davos in his cell, there’s a real connection between the two. Davos is gentle and kind towards the girl and she repays his generosity by teaching him to read so he has something to fill the time. It’s a great “aww” moment in a show that seriously lacks any.

Then there was a hot tub scene between Jon Snow and Ygritte, like we didn’t know they were going to hook up eventually. Snow proves that he’s really not a part of the Wall anymore by breaking his oath, but this wasn’t all that interesting. Believe it or not, there was an even more compelling hot tub scene between Jaime and Brienne. Jaime reveals his side of the story for becoming the “kingslayer” and it’s a doozy. The Mad King planned to set a town on fire with his obsession with wild fire, but Jaime got in his way because he couldn’t see the merit to killing innocent men, women and children. So he killed the Mad King when Ned Stark appeared. Boy, GoT sure knows how to turn our opinion around at the flick of a light switch, don’t they?

Meanwhile, Lord Karstark loses his head at the hands of Robb because he slayed the two Lannister boys out of mad vengeance. But in doing so, Robb has lost a portion of his army who backed Karstark, but has a new plan to meet with Walder Frey for assistance. Yes, this is the Walder Frey that Robb was supposed to marry his daughter. Slowly, Robb is losing his grip on the throne because of his decaying army.

As one army is getting weaker, one is getting stronger. Daenerys meets the appointed leader of the Unsullied named “Grey Worm” and advises that everyone pick their own name that they can be proud of. She seems to be doing everything right so far, first freeing the Unsullied and now respecting them. They’ll surely fight for their new leader stronger than ever, but will it be enough to take King’s Landing?

Speaking of, the episode ends with Tywin giving orders to his children. First, Tyrion is to marry Sansa so the key to the North stays within the Lannisters. As we know, the Tyrells were planning to set up Sansa with Loras to give the key to the North to the Tyrells. At the same time, Tywin orders Cersei to marry Loras, which she deeply speaks out against, but as we know, Tywin will get his way out of his children. It was quite a twist at the end of the episode, but one done with words rather than a sword. Oh what a complex world Game of Thrones is!

Overall, this was a fantastic episode and I know I said this already, but I was surprised at how sentimental it got. From Arya, to Jaime, to Stannis’ daughter, there was plenty of moments where we actually felt for the characters. There are always greater parts of telling this gigantic story that sometimes the human element can be lost, but it’s good to see that GoT can even do sappy on a high level. Is there anything this show can’t do?

Mad Men – “The Flood”

Season Six, Episode Five

Grade: A

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While everyone will remember this episode being the one where Martin Luther King, Jr. dies, the title hints at the central theme throughout, which is how the characters on Mad Men pair up. Just take the beginning scenes where Peggy is searching for an apartment with Abe, and where Don and Megan bump into Dr. Rosen and Sylvia. While we frequently see these couples apart, “The Flood” concentrates on them together, plus others.

Like I already mentioned, the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. is the main event that occurs during the episode. The news spreads during an advertising award ceremony after a distant Paul Newman announces he’s supporting Eugene McCarthy for president. Someone shouts out that Dr. King is dead and chaos ensues. I particularly liked how everyone was in a panic to make a phone call and waited in line to call their loved ones. I still remember of a time that existed before cell phones came about and it just increases a chaotic situation when you can’t reach that certain someone instantly.

Back to the advertising awards, it’s important to note how Don avoids Peggy in the beginning when Megan walks over to say hi. The Heinz pitch was a week ago, but it’s still fresh in Don’s mind and he’s still not very happy about it. Even more importantly is Ted’s obvious crush on Peggy (can’t wait for that spark to kindle soon). When the news of Dr. King gets out, Abe leaves the awards on a job for the Times. This provides us with my favorite shot of the episode, with a scared Megan in Don’s arms alongside Peggy all by herself.

Being the fifth episode of the season, it’s been a while since we’ve seen Ginsberg. Here, he’s set up with a lovely young girl, Beverly, from their parents and go out on a date. Ginsberg is blind-sided but his father didn’t think that would matter much because when he refers to the Biblical flood, would Ginsberg want his father to be with him or a young woman. But their date is cut short when the news of Dr. King is broadcasted over the television at the diner.

Another couple that the news affects is Pete and Trudy. As Pete attempts to mend things (temporarily) by offering his comfort during the upsetting times, Trudy is able to decline his presence. This surely doesn’t look good for any chance of those two working things out, but the bigger problem is that this probably means we’ll see less of Alison Brie.

Finally, Don takes the news as tragic and troubling as anyone else, yet he deals with it much more internally. He didn’t engage in a yelling match like Pete and Harry did at the office. He didn’t offer a hug like Peggy and Joan did to their African American secretaries (though while Peggy’s hug was meaningful, Joan’s hug with Dawn was just awkward). While Megan takes his children to a vigil in the park, Don takes Bobby to the movies to see Planet of the Apes. Sometimes, the movies is the best place to go to just escape from the real world. Even Bobby suggests that people to go the movies when they’re sad to the African American usher. I’m not exactly sure how much of a role Bobby is going to play for the rest of the season, but he certainly had more to do with the plot in this episode.

We end with Don giving an explanation for his distant behavior towards his children during a time when they need him.

“No. I don’t think I ever wanted to be the man who loves children. But from the moment they’re born, that baby comes out and you act proud and excited, hand out cigars. But you don’t feel anything. Especially if you had a difficult childhood. You want to love them but you don’t. And the fact that you’re faking that feeling makes you wonder if your own father had the same problem. Then one day they get older, and you see them do something and you feel that feeling that you were pretending to have, and it feels like your heart is going to explode.”

Jon Hamm delivers this monologue perfectly and it’s the show-stopping moment of the episode. Don is more concerned with the safety of Sylvia than he is with Megan and his children and he cannot function when he is this distracted. But overshadowed by the events of Dr. King’s assassination is Don’s inner demons breathing life into his guilt as a father, and the suffering of his own childhood. We know Don’s going to keep on fighting because that’s all he’s ever done, but Don is a man who doesn’t like being in the passenger seat. He needs to be in control or else his bad luck could strike him down again.

Mad Men – “To Have and To Hold”

Season Six, Episode Four

Grade: B+

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Mad Men mixes things up this week and allows an episode to really update us with some characters we haven’t seen all much of this season (Joan, Harry) and to push forward the plot-lines concerning with the Heinz account and Don and Megan’s marriage. “To Have and To Hold” presents characters to question what they currently have and things they’ve done to get to where they are now. It’s a popular topic that Mad Men loves to explore, but here it’s the central focus.

Let’s start with Megan, who breaks through with the soap opera by landing a love scene and time extended screen time. She’s concerned as to what Don is going to think about her kissing another guy on the show, but she’s an actress for crying out loud! To calm her nerves, her boss, Mel, and his wife invite her and Don out to dinner so they can put everyone at ease. But the dinner ends up being quite confusing for Don and Megan, who are asked to follow Mel and his wife home to smoke some grass and see what happens after. This allows Megan and Don to laugh at the whole situation. He seems fairly okay with Megan’s new role on the soap, but this is only at the beginning of the episode.

Next, we see Joan at home who is enjoying a visit from an old friend, Kate. She’s a rep for Mary Kay who is planning to move to Avon because Mary Kay doesn’t have the growth opportunities. Since the pilot episode until now, plenty of characters have changed, but no one has progressed as much in the working-world as Joan did. From secretary to a partner at SCDP, she’s at the top of the company, yet it still doesn’t seem that way and she admits it to Kate. Kate responds by telling her it doesn’t matter what it feels like, all that matters is her title.

Back at the office, Joan busts Harry’s secretary, Scarlet, for leaving work early and having Dawn clock out for her. But Harry drags Scarlet back to the office and reprimands Joan for firing his own secretary by basically saying he deserves to be a partner more than she does. We all know how Joan got to be a partner in the company, but even without that she’s been an important component to making SCDP run. Harry does have a point, though, because he’s always on the wrong side of the joke and has been carrying his weight since the beginning. But if he’s suggesting he’s more important than Joan, he’s be packing his things before he can cash his next check.

The episode meanders until it gets to its main event: the Heinz Ketchup pitch. Don pitches an ad showing large food images with the words “Pass The Heinz” written on top of it. There’s no image of the ketchup bottle. They don’t even mention the word “ketchup.” Don insists that the client’s imagination will fill in the blanks and the ad will remain on their minds long after they see the ad. It’s a bold ad but that’s the work that Don’s been spitting out lately. To everyone’s surprise, as they leave they see Peggy and her team waiting outside ready to give their pitch. She has a different and more simpler approach. She shows the Heinz ketchup bottle and uses the word “ketchup” in big letters. It’s everything that Don’s pitch isn’t. While Don listens in, Peggy uses one of his quotes, “If you don’t like what’s being said, then change the conversation.” It was like Don being slapped in the face by his protege.

Neither of them land the deal, but the damage is done. Ken storms into the bar they’re all sitting at and says their secret pitch cost them the Heinz Baked Beans deal. Don and company took a risk and it bit them in the ass. As for Peggy, she lost Stan as a friend for using his information to try and land Heinz. This might not lead to a feud between both companies, but this is definitely a sour moment for two ad agencies and former friends.

With the bad taste still in Don’s mouth, he watches Megan’s scene at the studio. He doesn’t approve and Megan even questions why he’s there. They’re both right and wrong in the moment. Don’s recent interest to appear at the studio is only because of Megan’s steamy scene. But as for Don, it’s better that he actually sees what’s being done rather than let his imagination run wild, the exact opposite message he was trying to sell to Heinz. At the end, Don is spending another moment with Sylvia. What’s so interesting about these two is how Sylvia understands the damage within Don. She tells him that she prays for his happiness and peace. She’s not the first one and it seems like she won’t be the last.

Game of Thrones – “And Now His Watch Has Ended”

Season Three, Episode Four

Grade: A-

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The episode begins with Varys who speaks with Tyrion while slowly opening up a crate. We learn of his castration and there is a sense of anger that Varys hides very well. When he finally opens up to the contents of the crate, we see the sorcerer who tortured him in the past, in very bad shape. This is a great beginning to an episode that focuses on revenge.

Tyrion wants proof that he was ordered to be killed during the Blackwater battle. As Varys gives him the backstory, I wonder if these two are still allies or if Varys is somehow threatening Tyrion. Whatever the case, we learn later on that Varys is undermining Littlefinger and his eye to possibly marry Sansa. After his talk with Olenna, Margaery offers her brother’s hand and safety in Highgarden. Protecting Sansa from Littlefinger makes sense for the Tyrells and all they’re looking for is ultimate power. So Varys gets his way again. Varys is just like Tyrion and Littlefinger in the way that they use information for power. But the tricky part as a viewer is determining whether or not to trust them.

But to more exciting events during the episode, Daenerys actually speaks the slaver’s language, which surprises everyone. You knew exactly what would happen after. The slave army is hers and her dragon torched the slave master. She now has her impressive 8,000 army along with her dragons and two bodyguards. I would not want to mess around with her, but everything just seems to be happening too easily for Daenerys. Maybe it’s just a stroke of luck after all the unfortunate events she’s been through. But now it looks as though she finally has a very strong grip to fight for the Iron Throne.

While this wasn’t entirely surprising, what really shocked me was the uprising that led to the death of Craster and Lord Cammander Jeor Mormont. You could sense how the Night’s Watch despised Craster and his daughter-wives, so it was just in time that he’d bite the dust. But I’m legitimately baffled by Jeor’s death. The Night’s Watch was unraveling, but I thought their oath would hold strong through the toughest of times. Now Sam is on the run with Gilly and her baby. I’m not sure how long they can last since Sam has been a big ol’ coward for the whole series, but I’m sure there are plenty who are rooting for them.

Then there are the two characters who we’ve hated for the past dozen episodes, but have been sympathizing with their situation recently. Theon was rescued and set free last episode, and when they caught up with him, his savior shot them down with arrows. Here, Theon confesses how big of a mistake he’s made when he betrayed Robb and took Winterfell. It was heart-felt, but he’s beyond forgiveness at this point, which is why I laughed out loud when his savior returned him right where he was being tortured. Theon seems to be damned for good now.

As for Jaime, I couldn’t help but feel bad for him and the way he was being treated this episode, after losing his right hand. It also helps that Brienne has simultaneously found respect for the Kingslayer. During their doomed attempt to fight off all the men, it shows they have strong hearts and will, but they’re going to need some outside help to get out of this jam. The best was when Brienne confronts Jaime for helping her, informing the viewers that there aren’t any sapphires on Sapphire Island. Jaime is losing hope but Brienne is determined to grind it out with him until the end. These two make quite the great odd couple on screen.

What else did I leave out? Brann has a dream where he’s climbing a tree to capture that three-eyed crow, but his mom screams at him. Then there’s Arya who’s traveling with the Brotherhood Without Banners. We see their leader and it’s Beric Dondarrion (not quite sure who he is). The Hound is accused of murder and even Arya steps in and chimes in, but eventually Beric states the Hound will have a trial by combat with him. Beric vs. the Hound… not sure if that’s too wise for Beric but I’m hoping we see the dual soon.

What a fantastic episode it was. When you live in the world of Game of Thrones, you must expect revenge plays a huge part. Daenerys knows what it’s like to be sold and be a slave. She’s had the greatest change from season one until now and her progress is impressive. Tyrion seeks revenge at whoever wanted him dead as Varys displays to him that being patient is revenge’s greatest asset. And Theon and Jaime are finally getting what they deserve. But will the battle be brought back to King’s Landing? I’m not exactly sure where everyone is headed, but I can’t wait to find out.

Game of Thrones – “Walk of Punishment”

Season Three, Episode Three

Grade: B+

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It’s strange how an episode or two can really change your feelings about a character in Game of Thrones. Not that I really expect to ever like or side with Joffrey, but Jaime is one of those characters who seemed like a complete villain, and he still is on almost every account other than what happened this episode between him and Brienne. Oddly, the two have created some kind of loose bond with each other from all the time spent traveling. They might not like each other specifically, but there is some kind of comradery between Jamie and Brienne. Respect? Possibly. Just two bad-ass fighters who have no problem killing anyone in their way? I’d stick around with that.

As both of them are captured by Locke’s men, Jaime warns Brienne of her fate, suggesting if he were a lady he’d rather make them kill him instead of going through what was coming. But before anything could happen Jaime persuaded Locke out of mistreating her, reminding him that she’s from the wealthy Lord Tarth and he would pay him handsomely for her return. Locke spares Brienne, but Jaime doesn’t get away unscathed. Locked mutters, “You’re nothing without your daddy, and your daddy ain’t here” and chops off Jaime’s right hand.

Whoa! Just when Jaime does the first good deed in possibly his entire life, he loses his hand! That was quite a shocker and yes, it was brutal to see his cut off hand lying on the stump as he screams, both in pain and anguish. But it was just shocking too, mainly because nothing really surprising has happened in quite some time. Now I have to go through the other story-lines of the episode.

We return to Daenerys and while she is being advised by Jorah and now Barristan, she’s still as hasty as ever. As a payment to purchase the whole Unsullied army of 8,000 soldiers, she will give them one of her dragons. Obviously Jorah and Barristan advise her this is a terrible idea, but Daenerys is impatient. The good news is that she also takes Missandei, the translator, and there is hope that she will learn from Missandei and unleash her dragons to kill everyone and steal the army! Mwahaha… dragons are awesome.

Meanwhile there is a sweet departure scene between Arya, Gendry and Hot Pie as Hot Pie decides to stay as a baker’s apprentice while the rest leaves. He bakes Arya a bread wolf. Isn’t that just the biggest “Aww” moment in Game of Thrones history! Also, Tywin is still at the head and appointed Tyrion as the master of coin, Littlefinger’s old position. Not sure what Tyrion will be able to find out with this responsibility, but as Littlefinger put it, with the access of money comes a lot more money. Expect Tyrion to invest in some very interesting deals in the near future.

There’s also the scene when Theon is released, but then tracked down by the men who had him captured. When all seemed doomed for Theon, the men are shot down and rescued by the experienced archer who untied him in the first place. Will Theon be accepted once he returns back home? I can’t imagine he would be, but then again I don’t really care whatever happens to Theon at this point.

While a lot of characters had their directions and paths altered during the last episode, this one displayed a new path for plenty. Arya and Gendry, along with the Hound, leave the inn of the Brotherhood Without Banners; Tyrion received a new position; Jon Snow is headed towards the Wall; Daenerys is prepping for war with the purchase of the slave army; and Jaime is now without his strong hand. That’s what I love about this show, because as it slowly moves from episode to episode, it’s always in motion. The chess pieces are strategically tip-toeing around the board until someone strikes. But who will be the next to strike?

The Mindy Project – “Santa Fe”

Season One, Episode Twenty One

Grade: B-

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The Mindy Project has been on quite a skid the past few weeks, but “Santa Fe” isn’t all that bad. For one, the show keeps moving its story forward and has Mindy still dating Casey, seemingly happy at the moment. But of course Mindy will find a way to mess up happiness because that’s who she is. It also retains its silliness in the opening scenes when Mindy over-packs for a two-day conference and struggles to throw her carry-on in the overhead compartment as Danny watches her with a “I told you so” stare. The show is clearly at its best when Mindy and Danny interact with each other.

Mindy has a dilemma. Her ex-boyfriend Josh, you know that cheating bastard sports agent, asked her to visit him while she’s on her trip in Santa Fe. She’s cold with him on the phone but her curiosity gets the best of her. With Casey’s blessing, she intends to see Josh to try and obtain closure over their break-up, but Danny thinks it’s a bad idea. Because she drank a mimosa at breakfast, Danny drives her to the address where they find out Josh is at a rehab facility. While this all seems incredibly forced, I really enjoyed Josh as a character and it was good to see him back again.

Josh has been in rehab for cocaine and he apologizes to Mindy for mistreating her while they were dating. Mindy sort of gets the closure she needed, but the only important part from all of this is when Josh comments that he’s not surprised that her and Danny are dating. This catches Mindy off guard, but the truth of the matter is that in the beginning of the season Mindy and Danny definitely had some tension/chemistry that you would expect from the two leads of a sitcom. All of that got pushed to the side as Mindy bounced around guys and Danny tried his hand at relationships after his marriage, but the tension was still lingering. Thanks to Josh, the idea is now front and center. That a boy, Josh!

Meanwhile, Dr. Reed and Morgan have a completely useless B-plot where Dr. Reed disrespects Morgan in front of other doctor colleagues when Morgan was really looking forward to spending time with him. It’s your typical buddy story-line that contains little conflict and winds up being resolved at the end. Their scene when Dr. Reed delivers his speech is supposed to funny, but it wasn’t. This is all just a distraction from the main development of Mindy and Danny.

Finally, The Mindy Project is honing in on a story arc that involves its major characters. This is something that I’ve been complaining about through the second half of the season, but as the show inches closer to the season finale, it looks like it’s headed towards a positive direction. Maybe after they explore the whole Mindy/Danny situation, they can concentrate on keep its characters consistent. Is that too much to ask?

New Girl – “Bachelorette Party”

Season Two, Episode Twenty Two

Grade: B

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We get a break from the whole Jess/Nick story-line this week and concentrate on one character who seemed like she was becoming a main character, but because she’s not a roommate her character doesn’t interact with the others all that often so she got pushed back to a supporting role: Cece. She’s getting married to Shivrang in three weeks, which surprises everyone including Jess. She decides to throw her a surprise bachelorette party. Schmidt, on the other hand, focuses his frustration on the fact that he didn’t receive a plus-one on his invite and goes out to prove to Cece that he could be in a serious relationship.

Back to Cece, I’m not exactly sure how her story is going to play out but for some reason I cannot imagine her getting married to Shivrang. He’s a nice guy and all and he’s probably the right guy to have Cece settle down, but I don’t know I just can’t see it happening. She just doesn’t strike me as a character who would obey her cultural tradition for an arranged marriage. And it’s clear that there’s still lingering feelings between Cece and Schmidt. I’m not saying they’re going to end up together, but it’s still possible. I didn’t think Robin and Barney would wind up together on HIMYM, but it happened. Why the comparison? Because Schmidt said, “Challenge accepted!”

At the apartment, Jess tries to throw Cece the bachelorette party that she always wanted, but when Cece brings Shivrang’s aunt along with her, the party turns G-rated. That means no strippers, no dirty games, and no hilarious photo presentation. Eventually the truth comes out. Jess calls Cece out on how fast she’s moving to get married while Cece admits that it’s bothering her how she’s never seen her fiance naked. I’m curious as to why Cece never brought up the whole reason why she freaked out in the first place, because her time is limited to have babies.

It’s also great how Cece calls out Jess on her insecurities on her situation with Nick. I made a few points in my last post about how the whole Jess/Nick thing works and doesn’t work at the same time. Cece is just reminding us why it’s not working. But this brings us to Nick, who with Winston have “kidnapped” Shivrang, except Winston is taking a tad too serious. It’s nice to see Winston act foolish and silly for once, something that Schmidt started and Nick has been continuing. Winston entering Shivrang’s car with a bat and grabbing his neck was great. Later on, Winston throws a match in the garbage pail ruining Nick’s pretend “Fire!” warning. That was probably the funniest moment of the episode.

But as for substance, there was little between Nick, Winston, and Shivrang. Nick’s using the “dead dad” pass whenever he can and Winston’s acting completely out of character. Their story-line was a great opportunity to give Shivrang some much-needed depth, but instead he just happily buys them drinks. Jess wants to give Cece what she wants and asks Nick to get a picture of Shivrang’s manhood. While it does create ridiculous and often funny
situations, it just hits as shallow and meaningless.

Surprisingly, the depth of the episode lies within Schmidt. As he contacts his ex-girlfriends and one night stands, he finally confronts Elizabeth, his long-term girlfriend back when he was fat, or as she called it his “big guy” phase. Props to Schmidt for being completely honest with her saying he just wanted her to be his date to make another girl jealous. But Elizabeth hits a nerve in Schmidt that no one really has before. She tells him that she loved the “big guy” he used to be, but when he lost all the weight he became cruel and selfish. It’s something to think about since all we’ve ever seen was the douchey-Schmidt, obsessed with his appearance and not understand with women.

Will this change Schmidt for good? Probably not, but he does sincerely wish Cece well and admits he’s glad she’s happy with Shivrang. And then he goes back to Elizabeth with three pizzas to apologize. It’s a sweet gesture, but I don’t think Schmidt will be completely changed after this. Or maybe he will and then we would have lost one hilarious character. With only a few episodes left of the second season, will there be a Jess/Nick cliffhanger? Will they give dating a shot in the season finale? That’s really all they’ve been concentrating on for the past handful of episodes, so let’s get to it!